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Flutie Flakes · Joined: 10 Mar 2008 Posts: 94

-How many French does it take to defend Paris?
-Nobody knows, its never been attempted.

-French Army tanks have five gears: four in reverse, and one forwards - in case the enemy attacks from the rear.

-"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." --Conan O'Brien

-"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!" --Jay Leno

-"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman

-"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf